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Post by Jo Smith on Feb 24, 2020 14:06:49 GMT -5
E.Warren says she will change the name of the White House to black and brown house.
Sanders says he will take down the American flag and hang the Cuban flag.
Bloomberg is going to paint flowers all over the walls.
Buttigieg is going to paint the house the rainbow colors.
Biden is going to give it to Iran.
Amy has no idea what to do with it.
Steyer has no idea what is meant by white house. he thinks all houses are red.
So guess we will soon be shipping the white house to another planet.
Satire....by Jo Smith
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Post by Jo Smith on Feb 24, 2020 14:07:56 GMT -5
Buttiggieg and his hubbie are both pregnant with triplits. they wanted to have a family so it would help them get into the white house. so they both took fertility drugs. they did not want to wait nine months so they put in for a quickie and are expecting the six children in two months.
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Post by Jo Smith on Feb 24, 2020 17:00:01 GMT -5
At the sound of the music:
The infallible prophet, Kencopable, told all the folks how to know who is to be President. The prophet said, make a big batch of Kool Aid, make it strong: three layers of glyphosate, (after all it has never hurt anyone)... three layers of cyanide, and some DDT.
Let all the candidates line up and at my holy burps begin to drink.
I will give three holy burps and you all will hear the music, then bow down and drink.
The powerful mixture will only cause you an hours sleep, no lasting harm.
The one who is to be the next president will not fall down but will remain standing. He will be president for the rest of his life and you will never need another wasteful and expensive campaign trail again. Each time one dies, this will be the way to pick the next president.
After all but one is down unconscious, I will give three pulls. At the third pull you will all awake and be as good as new.
After they all drank the poison, The Duck was still standing. Astonished the great prophet asked, 'how is it that you did not fall down?'
DDuck said, I had better sense than to drink the Kool aid.
Then the great prophet said, thus you are qualified to be president for the rest of your life.
SATIRE, by: Jo Smith
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