Post by Jo Smith on Nov 5, 2020 16:57:50 GMT -5
What happened to Joe
Where is ole man Joe?
Nobody seems to know.
The last time he was seen
He was looking really mean.
A fierce-looking bulldog
Chased him up a long log.
Then he fell into a deep hole
And ended up looking like a mole.
Along came a hideous snake
And caused ole Joe to break
His big toe with a long rake
Now the world knows Joe is a fake.
Along came nanny losie to help
She tells Joe to scream like a yep.
He ran down a road and fell in a pool
And ended up looking like a fool.
Suddenly he heard trumpet # one and was gripped with fears
The deathly silence, fire and blood brought on tears.
Cmon man, let me go back home and I will behave
Only don’t send me to my grave.
Shimmer screens, don’t give up; we’re almost there.
But at this point the second trump makes Joe lose his hair.
Then a third trumpet brings scolding from Waters, ‘you seem bitter’
Must have been banging around on twitter.
At this point a fourth trump
Made his heart pump
Jill screams how could he hurt the sun, moon and stars and night?
We are in for a horrible fright.
Hillbill then heard a fifth trumpet and saw falling stars.
Joe screamed, just let me land on Mars.
All these bugs out of that pit took all my power
So now I will bow at the Trump Tower.
Shiftysands bellowed, no man, these bugs are really horses wanting battle.
Nadler moans, all this mess makes my teeth rattle.
Then to make things worse, AOC sends out a hobble cry
A sixth trump just now turned loose enough angels to fry Us all into a mud pie.
Then to Joe’s dismay, a whole band of demonrats yelled
A whole army of horses just felled
Our entire plan to end the world
So now we are all in a whirl.
But then the worst of all their fears came to pass
The biggest Trump of all called up a great mass
Of God-fearing folks from the past
And they put an end to the evil class.
At this seventh trump
Kamala gave a terrible slump
As she saw her dreams ended
And no more would she be friended.
She fell into a deep pit
And was heard as she hit
The bottom of the endless chain
Never to be heard from again.
By: Jo Smith ~~~~ November 5, 2020
Where is ole man Joe?
Nobody seems to know.
The last time he was seen
He was looking really mean.
A fierce-looking bulldog
Chased him up a long log.
Then he fell into a deep hole
And ended up looking like a mole.
Along came a hideous snake
And caused ole Joe to break
His big toe with a long rake
Now the world knows Joe is a fake.
Along came nanny losie to help
She tells Joe to scream like a yep.
He ran down a road and fell in a pool
And ended up looking like a fool.
Suddenly he heard trumpet # one and was gripped with fears
The deathly silence, fire and blood brought on tears.
Cmon man, let me go back home and I will behave
Only don’t send me to my grave.
Shimmer screens, don’t give up; we’re almost there.
But at this point the second trump makes Joe lose his hair.
Then a third trumpet brings scolding from Waters, ‘you seem bitter’
Must have been banging around on twitter.
At this point a fourth trump
Made his heart pump
Jill screams how could he hurt the sun, moon and stars and night?
We are in for a horrible fright.
Hillbill then heard a fifth trumpet and saw falling stars.
Joe screamed, just let me land on Mars.
All these bugs out of that pit took all my power
So now I will bow at the Trump Tower.
Shiftysands bellowed, no man, these bugs are really horses wanting battle.
Nadler moans, all this mess makes my teeth rattle.
Then to make things worse, AOC sends out a hobble cry
A sixth trump just now turned loose enough angels to fry Us all into a mud pie.
Then to Joe’s dismay, a whole band of demonrats yelled
A whole army of horses just felled
Our entire plan to end the world
So now we are all in a whirl.
But then the worst of all their fears came to pass
The biggest Trump of all called up a great mass
Of God-fearing folks from the past
And they put an end to the evil class.
At this seventh trump
Kamala gave a terrible slump
As she saw her dreams ended
And no more would she be friended.
She fell into a deep pit
And was heard as she hit
The bottom of the endless chain
Never to be heard from again.
By: Jo Smith ~~~~ November 5, 2020